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Nothing’s ever easy when you’re on the road, that’s for sure. My friend Ian and I had just come back to Kiev from my 2 day trip to Chernobyl, Ukraine and I wanted to take the 14 hour train to Moldova the following day. Straight to the train station to sort it out one day in advance, how very responsible of me.

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It took the best part of an hour, jumping from one kiosk to the other, playing charades with a host of different characters who don’t speak English, trying to work out how the hell to pronounce Chişinău to make sure we actually buy the ticket to the right place.

Finally we cracked it, paid our 497 UAH ($60) on credit card for two 3rd class tickets. We had wanted to take a night train, naturally however the only train available left at 8.37am and arrived at 11.12pm, the polar opposite of a night train. Great. Gonna be a long, long day.


A few beers that evening to say goodbye to our time in Ukraine, early start the next morning and we’re all set. Easy, right? Wrong.

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Our upgraded class

Wake up early with plans to buy some groceries for the 14 hour journey, after selecting all the food and waiting in line we discovered my credit card was missing, Shit. Shit. Shit. I didn’t even wanna think what dodgy stuff some Ukrainian dude was putting on that card as we spoke. Not to mention it’s gonna make traveling a lot trickier with one card down.


Anyway,  time is running late, it’s 8.17 now, we have 20 minutes before the train leaves so we have to dart to the ticket kiosk and try to find the credit card, hopefully we left it there?  Then sprint to platform 3 to get the train before it leaves without us. Fool proof.


8.26. 11 minutes until departure. At the kiosk, the 2 old hags are there being as much help as a chocolate teapot. “Not our problem, your problem” with an ugly smirk. However, after me reaching over the counter and pointing around, we did get the credit card back. Huge relief. Ok, check the tickets, then find where the right platform is. We can do this!! Hold on, where the f*ck are the tickets?!

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Our ‘real’ tickets class

During the stress of losing the credit card, and running to the kiosks I had managed to lose our bloody tickets. So we run back to hag A and hag B, still being bitches, shrugging their shoulders with utter disregard for our plight. “No ticket, no go” Great, thanks love. I wanted to throw my McFlurry in her face, but I withheld. Well played Johnny boy, pat on the back. Still though, where are our tickets?!


8.34, 3 minutes until the train leaves. We ran to the carriage our original ticket was for, handed over a credit card receipt, made up a frantic lie about getting robbed (we had to try something) but we’re told in no uncertain terms that no ticket meant no entry and, for all intents and purposes, to f*ck off. Pleasant people these Ukrainian rail staff.


Finally a break though.  A super friendly Ukrainian guy (they do exist)  heard the melee and popped his head out, asked us what was wrong. I told him we had been robbed and we needed to go to Moldova, we were flying from there/meeting friends/had a conference/insert generic urgent lie. He gave me a wink and told me to try carriage 7. And off we went.


8.36, one minute until we leave. The conductor of carriage 7 listens to my sob story, and although he was friendly, he told me no ticket meant no ride. Wtf am I gonna do?! Ok, soft hand on his shoulder, I’m sure we can ‘work this out quietly’ I said to him as I get out my wallet. Ok, go to the last cabin and hide while we depart, come back in 5 minutes.


Off we went to the private cabin, the train sets off literally 45 seconds after we get on – that was close.I go to his private office, slip him a 50 Euro note, we shake hands and I retire to the luxury of my own bed, I actually paid less for the higher class ticket this way, than if I had bought it officially. Gotta love Ukraine. Anyways, I’m off to Moldova with my heart racing. Happy travels!

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0 thoughts on “Riding Trains Illegally, Bribing People Again and Losing Credit Cards in Ukraine

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  2. Sounds about right. Will have to tell you about the time I bribed my way out of deportion. You’re going to be in Europe until Christmas?

    1. sounds like a story, please tell! Yeah apart from 13 days in Israel/Palestine, 2 weeks in Thailand and a week in Bali – i’ll be in Europe all the way through until New Year, you gonna be about?

      1. Sounds like a busy schedule you got there. I should be floating around until Christmas. In Sweden for sure until early September and then who knows – Europe will be my oyster. Thinking about attending the TBU and/or TBEX, maybe see you there?

  3. Thats a great story. Glad you made it.

    We had to pay some dude at the station in Wroclaw (Poland) to show us to the right platform as the station was being refurbished in line with Euro 2012. Amazingly as soon as money was handed over he could speak a bit of english. It wasnt a lot so we didnt really care … until we realised he’d sat us in the middle of a load of footy hooligans. It was a most uncomfortable 4 hr train ride to krakow. You’re luxury cabin sounds like a much better idea.

    1. i hear ya mate, 4 footy hooligans – not ideal :S you’re right tho, amazing the language ability a bit of cash can inspire!

  4. Haha what a great story, although as a planning freak, I had a mini heart attack reading about the lost credit card AND tickets! Hope you have a great time in Moldova. Try to get to Transnistria, the breakaway republic if you have time and check out the Tiraspol Hostel. On my bucket list after reading about it from other bloggers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to go to a country that sounds like it’s a drag queen specific STD?

    Well played on getting the higher class for the cheaper price though. You got style, sir! Looking forward to reading about your adventures in Moldova.

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