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How Not To Visit Every Country In The World. My 5 Failed Attempts At Yemen…

197 countries in the world, it’s taken me 10 years to reach 195. Aside from a year teaching English in Chiang Mai, Thailand and a year in Sydney, Australia during my only ‘real’ job, I’ve been on the road, averaging over 2 weeks per country. But I’ve been stuck on 195/197 for 6 months now, and it’s breaking my heart.

So what are my last 2 countries? Yemen and Norway. Admittedly, people are often surprised why Norway is still left, but that’s strategic. Ever since I reached 150 countries, I’ve planned to ‘save’ Norway for my last country. It’ll be a huge party, a big celebration and it’s close to the UK and Ireland so my mum, sister, friends etc can come and celebrate with me. I can’t exactly invite them all to Yemen to pop Champagne, now can I?! So that leaves me with Yemen. Good old Yemen. I’ve been trying to visit Yemen for more than 6 months now, and it’s been quite the adventure.


First of all, a little context. Yemen is in the midst of civil war, and that civil war is being played out behind the scenes as a kind of proxy war between Saudi Arabia and Iran, which then again breaks down into a war between two factions of Islam, Sunnis and Shi’ites. So the Houthis (the Iranian backed Shias) are fighting the Government (Saudi backed Sunnis). Anyway, it’s a mess. And it’s awful to see, furthermore the media are ignoring it partly because the West is so chummy with Saudi (cough*, oil, *cough) and partly because white people aren’t involved therefore ‘we’ (that ‘we’ represents Western mass media, not me) don’t care.

With that all playing out, I knew it was neither wise or easy to visit Yemen at this time. But after 10 years, and over a quarter of a million dollars spent, I had to try. Plus I had a secret weapon, Socotra.


‘The Galapagos of the Middle East’, Socotra is a Yemeni island off the coast of Somalia and Yemen. And while the waters are full of Somali pirates, Al Qaeda suicide boats and Saudi warships, the island of Socotra is 99.9% safe, believe it or not. The Socotrian people are amongst the warmest, friendliest people in the world and the island itself is arguably THE coolest place to visit on the whole planet, honestly. The landscape looks straight out of avatar, the food is delicious, camping, hiking, swimming, this place is epic, and it’s going to be THE place to visit in the future, mark my words. Right now though, it’s almost impossible to access. Saudi have imposed a no-fly zone through Yemeni airspace, there are no commercial flights due to the war, visas are hard to come by and taking a local fishing boat is treacherous due to the pirates, terrorists, war and immigration from both the Omani coast, and then again on the Yemeni side. This still remains both the safest spot in Yemen and also the coolest place to visit, so this was my initial target. Eurrrgh this is gonna be tough, but I’ve been through worse. Let’s do it.

ATTEMPT 1. Going to Yemen. Bribery at the land border.

JUNE 2016: All flights to Socotra were now officially closed. No international flights, no charter flights, no tickets for foreigners even if they opened any routes. Sh*t. So my option now was to enter by land. Due to the war with Saudi Arabia to the north, the only viable land border was the border with Oman. I had planned to take my mum to Muscat and around Oman a little in June, so I figured this would be a good way to spend a few days.

We flew from Muscat to Salalah, a city 200km from Yemen, in the South of Oman. From there I rented a car and drove to the Yemeni border, the drive was beautiful actually, through the most breathtaking mountains. I had stashed $2,000USD in my wallet, pockets, shorts etc as I had no Yemeni visa, and only a single entry Omani visa, so I had no way to enter Yemeni, or get back to Oman, I figured the money would be my gateway.

Finally, after 4 or 5 hours we (I had brought my mum along, mad I know!), and after 5 or 6 security check-points, we approached the border. Incidentally, explaining to those check-points why I was trying to enter Yemen by land was something else, I think the poor Omani soldiers just gave up in the midst of my life story! So I got to the border, left my mum in the rental car, took my 3 passports (1 Irish and 2 British), and went to explain the escapade to the Omani border guard. After rejection, and rejection, I found 1 guy who could speak enough English to understand, I loaded my blog on his phone and he agreed to help. We left my British passport, with my omani stamp, at the border and crossed into the Yemeni border. There we spoke, at length, with the Yemeni border official. I spent over an hour in Yemen here, at the border post, ‘negotiating’ with the border guard, but he insisted he wouldn’t stamp my passport and he wouldn’t let me any deeper into Yemen. Grrrr. Gift, after gift, were rejected by him. I had a cup of tea, bite to eat, and finally he escorted me out of Yemen and back into Oman.  Now I know recently that girl who travelled 200 countries in 500 days did the same thing, the blonde chick who claimed to be the first women to visit every country in the world (she wasn’t) and ‘counted’ Yemen as now visited. For me, it didn’t count. I’ve spent 10 years on this journey, a one hour sit down on the border town doesn’t qualify, I want to legally enter, to explore, to have an adventure. So I got back to my rental car and drove all the way back to Salalah. Attempt 1, failed.

ATTEMPT 2. Charter flight to Socotra, Yemen. Permit headaches.

November 2016. I had heard a rumour a group of expats in Dubai were chartering their own plane to fly from Oman to Socotra island directly! Perfect! $2,000 or so for the tour, and another $1k or so for flights later and I’m signed up. I fly from Dublin to Istanbul, Istanbul to Dubai, Dubai to Salalah, Oman and then ideally Salalah to Socotra. After my 3rd flight, I land in Salalah, Oman with the rest of the guys from Dubai. I chat to the immigration official in the airport who asks why I’ve come to Oman. “To go to Socotra buddy”. “NO! No Socotra. Flight cancelled”. Hmmmm?

We were due to spend one night in an airport hotel in Oman and then leave at 5am the next day. At midnight, we hear of a delay with the paperwork. Meet at 10am. Meet then, we discover neither the tour group nor the airline had permission from the Saudi Coalition to take-off from Salalah airport (they’re in charge of air space during the war), so the flight is cancelled. SHIT.  Day 1 comes and goes. Day 2 we plan to get the paperwork processed and have another crack. Still no permission. Drink lots of whiskey. Day 3, Day 4. More whiskey, no sign of any paperwork. Still no permission. F*ck this, I’m off back to Bangkok, where I was running our biggest charity trip for the GiveBackGiveAway, so at least I was back in time for that, still heartbroken though. The trip never left.

ATTEMPT 3. Kenyan Charter flight to Socotra. Gotta love the Saudi Government… Pure heartbreak

January 2017. 3rd time lucky, right? Wrong. The same group of Dubai people, having learned from their mistakes the first time around, were going to put their wrongs right.  I fly from Jeddah, Saudi Arabia to Kuwait, then to Dubai, then Dubai to Muscat, then Muscat to Salalah where I arrive, 26 hours later, at 4am for our 6am flight to Socotra. This time though, it even says Socotra on the departure board in the airport. OH MY GOD, this is actually going to happen!

6 am became 10 am, which soon became 2 pm but still, there was hope. Finally, we process our (hand-written) boarding cards, get through security, and board the little propellor plane. At this stage I should explain that this plane wasn’t your normal airplane. It was a tiny little number from Kenya. No other airlines were willing to fly into Yemen, understandably so considering the war and everything, so in desperation, a flight from Nairobi was organised. It flew to Oman, picked us up there and then on to Socotra, Yemen we went. 50 minutes into the 60-minute flight. People had been cheering, we were actually gonna make it. 10 years, $250k, and finally, I’m gonna do it. U-TURN. WTF? The Saudi coalition called the pilot of our plane to tell us to turn around and fly back to Oman or be escorted by Saudi planes. Turns out, we never had permission to land. Oh my God. So, so close, but back to Salalah, we went. Unreal.


ATTEMPT 4. Fishing Boats, Cargo Boats and Immigration

January 2017. After the raw emotions of that so-close-but-oh-so-f*cking-far adventure on the Kenyan charter flight, I couldn’t face defeat.  I was willing to do ANYTHING to get to Yemen. I researched flights directly into the war-torn areas of Yemen – Sanaa, Sayouun, Aden, ANYWHERE. I had my visa granted so I had to get in. I searched everywhere, flights from Qatar, Sudan, Jordan, United Arab Emirates, Oman, nothing. There was only one option left, a boat to Socotra!

I had heard rumours of a couple of hard-core travelers over the last 2 years, since the war broke out, taking a cargo ship across to the island so I had to try. I scoured the internet and through a chain of strange events found a guy from Socotra who now lives in Salalah called Yahha (who is now a friend of mine, every cloud and all that). Yahya was a hero and was convinced he could get me onto either a Somalian fishing boat that was leaving imminently or a Yemeni cement cargo ship which would leave in the next couple of days. Thankfully, I had a crazy companion, Amani, from the failed Kenyan charter ship, so we were in this together!

Days came and went, the Captain of the ship accepted and then rejected us, Socotra was ready for us, then wouldn’t accept us via boat. I went to the police station, to the port directly, to the shipping office. Meeting everyone I could, finally, they accepted. We went to buy life jackets, booze, food for the journey, they would pick us up at 8am. Wow. Finally!

The next morning came, and 8am arrived – no one there to collect us. 9am. 10am. Someone finally arrived and told us that the Captain had been informed to not let me on any boat leaving Salalah port. ‘Too dangerous’ apparently. Another crushing defeat. Back to Bangkok I went, with the tail between my legs.

ATTEMPT 5. Yemen charter flight, the Yemeni war

FEBRUARY 2017. After attempts 3 and 4 I was really struggling. My life is in limbo while I wait to finish the trip of a lifetime. 10 years was now 10 years and 6 months. Out of nowhere another charter flight, with a different set of ex-pats in Dubai, just 15 days after my latest failed attempt. $2000 more dollars, another $500 or so for flights. I made sure this trip would actually happen. “Are you SURE you have all the permissions, I’ve been through this before, I can’t face another failed attempt!”. “Sure, this is different, everything is in place”. And so here I was, Bangkok to Dubai, Dubai to Salalah (my 10 visit to this airport in 6 months, a place I had never even heard of this time last year), sleep in another airport hotel, meet some awesome people, wake up for a 8 am flight to Socotra. Nope.

Back in Salalah, AGAIN!

This time we had organised a private charter with a Yemeni airline, one that had permission to fly to Socotra. However, the war had broken out once more in West Yemen and our plane was stuck in Aden, where the airport had been attacked and shutdown, there was no way to get our plane to Oman for our trip to Socotra. Unbelievable. A late scramble for another charter flight, failed attempts at additional permission, private jet conversations for $115,000USD, and alas, failure strikes again. Back to Dubai, then on to Bangkok.

So here I am. I’m 5 and 0, but I’m still 195 not out. 2 to go, and Yemen hasn’t escaped me just yet. I’m battered, bruised and in all honestly, a little disconsolate, but not yet defeated. Time to make a new plan, so I’ll see you guys on the road, hopefully in Yemen, and hopefully sooner rather than later!

EDIT: ATTEMPT 6 I finally MADE IT TO SOCOTRA! Spending 4 days on a cement boat to Socotra, Yemen, but I did it!

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46 thoughts on “How Not To Visit Every Country In The World. My 5 Failed Attempts At Yemen…

  1. I had your site bookmarked on my personal blog, and not sure why – but I am so happy I finally clicked through, I love the stories and wish I had visited sooner! I really enjoyed this post and look forward to reading more… I seriously want to attempt this before the world goes into total lockdown. 🙂

  2. The best part of this story is the fact that the Yemeni border guard rejected your BRIBERY attempts. – “I spent over an hour in Yemen here, at the border post, ‘negotiating’ with the border guard, but he insisted he wouldn’t stamp my passport and he wouldn’t let me any deeper into Yemen. Grrrr. Gift, after gift, were rejected by him. I had a cup of tea, bite to eat, and finally he escorted me out of Yemen and back into Oman.”. Here is a guy who probably makes a couple of hundred bucks a month and he was honest enough to reject your “gifts”. Good for him. But shame on you for putting him in that position in the first place. CORRUPTION IS ILLEGAL

  3. I’m a Yemeni citizen living in Poland. We’ve been discussing the trip to Socotra with Yemeni ambassador in Poland who is very keen on visiting the island. Let me know if you’re still interested.

  4. Hey Johnny!.
    I do not know whether you have by now finally managed to get to Socotra and/or continental Yemen. I also do, not for the stamp or for being able to say “been there” 🙂 but to visit the amazing country and architecture of places like Sana and Shibam… It’s my dream and just hope the war finishes soon…
    Anyway, Lupine Travel is now offering trips to Socotra (they managed after a couple of years struggling), so just check with them:
    Good luck mate!

  5. Was so funny reading your post, I enjoyed really! I am also wishing to visit Socotra soon and discovered that there are scheduled flights every Wednesday from Cairo to Socotra, at least it appears at website of Yemenia and is bookable.

    PS”: Totally agree with you that such visits like having lunch at the border should not be counted as a “country visit” like the “first woman claimed to travel the world”.

  6. Hi Johnny …
    I really got devastated reading your story trying getting to Yemen, actually I’m from Yemen; lives in a city near Sayoun City … it’s really heartbreaking for you and for me to hear this happening in my country … we really wish this war comes to an end …. but it seems that no body has a brain in this conflict …

    Any way, as I think .. it’s prohibited for foriegners to enter Yemen unless you have a valid Work Visa …
    All our british , americans, and indians colleauges were evacuated in 2015, and till now only the indians returned back and in a small groups only …..

    Now .. if you could get your self a Visa .. Then I think getting to Yemen through Amman , Jordan
    or Cairo, Egypt is possible but the airplane lands on Sayoun or Aden. I was in a flight the last month from Amman to Sayoun …. then from Sayoun you manage to get in a boat to Socotra ….
    I’ll ask the agency which is responsible for the sea ferries about the possibility and get back to you ….

  7. No need to trash Cassie in your post though.. whether she paid a guard to gain entrance or not, she still visited the country (yes, technically it STILL counts!!), and as part of the travelling community surely you should all be uplifting each other? It’s not a competition? Unless you see it as that…

    1. Sorry to say Melissa but she’s a fraud, and hugely disrespectful to the women who actually completed it long before her (And actually traveled, not just a day here and a flight there!). She claims to be the first women to do this, when 10-15 women have done it before. Then dismisses them “Anyone can say they’ve done it”. Wow. Not to mention 100 countries with less than ONE day?! And a handful of countries where she didn’t even leave the airport building?! That’s not travel, it’s transport. That on top of a rich girl’s parent’s sponsoring it? Nope, white privilege in action. She has removed herself from the travel community after they called her out on the women stuff, the airport stuff etc, so she blocked them all and reached to media instead. No time for it.

  8. From the beginning you have just to find a sailing boat which stops on Socotra. Every year several boats coming to us from SriLanka. Maldives or India. Some sailors spend on Socotra a month without any problems.

  9. I was on Socotra 11 (eleven) times. Last time – February 2016. Magic place where I return again!…

    The paradox: thanks to all mess around including pirates, Al Qaeda and crazy Saudi bombing of innocent civilians on mainland, Socotran unique and fragile beauty is preserved against touristic invasion.

  10. I feel fortunate about being able to go to Yemen now. Because of technical difficulties, we were forced to land and stay in Yemen for 3 days. They even paid for a hotel and everything in the heart of the city. That was truly amazing.

  11. When you are in the Middle East (minus Dubai) do you see many other white tourists? The continent strikes me as the final frontier of tourism. The wars and visa restrictions must be a big deterrent for most people.

  12. I can only imagine how frustrating it must be, but I am convinced you will manage! And you will feel all the better for it when t finally works out.

    Just hang in there and keep hustlin’. You’re one of the main reasons I started blogging and are a big inspiration to people all over.

    You’ll definitely manage!

  13. you are really so cool,thanks for sharing those amazing stories in your trips,I’m just start my second steps to traveling around the world,I’ll follow in your foot steps,that’s make me very exciting

  14. Hopefully one day you can make it to my lovely Yemen.
    I’m a Yemeni guy who hasn’t been to Socotra before, but after reading your article I’ll definitely visit it one day.

  15. Wonderful content! And now I feel Yemen is great places have to visit. Thank you foe sharing your wonderful memories.

  16. Attempt 6: “You forgot one very important thing, mate. I’m captain Johnny Ward!”

    Realizing that I wasn’t going to get to Yemen legally anytime soon, I decided it was time to brush up on my Arabic. You see, infiltrating the Somalian piracy operations and becoming the pirate King was the only way I figured I’d ever make it into the damn country… And to do that I had to speak the language.

    6 weeks later and $3,000 for a personal tutor on Arabic, along with 17 kegs of rum for a personal tutor on piracy, I felt ready to go. So I hopped on a plane from Bangkok to Dubai, Dubai to Mogadishu. In Mogadishu I met with a man called “Leg”. I never actually learned why he was called that… He had two normal legs… But anyways, Leg was at one point an accomplice to my piracy tutor on some globally recognized heist involving Sully from monsters Inc or something… It was all pretty vague… Suffice to say Leg agreed to help me infiltrate the ranks of the Somalian operation.

    Upon arrival in the coastal Somalian towns I admit I was not even remotely hesitant to get down to fucking business. These pirates weren’t a threat, they were a key. A key to my final country (yes, Norway, but let’s be honest; Norway isn’t much of a feat… It’s just where the party’s at!). So I started off strong.

    Not knowing how to become pirate King, I took a line from some prison show I was watching and found the biggest son of a bitch I could, and slapped him right in the cock. Dazed beyond belief that a white boy half his size just did that, I think he assumed I had some hidden power and immediately submitted to me as his leader. Once I had him, the rest fell in line. Sure, at one point a real captain challenged my role but I just slapped him WITH my cock and he had no choice but to submit to my supreme power like the rest. A few more days of cock smacking and I had easily 70-80 pirates ready to die for me… So now we just had to cross the sea to Socotra.

    Being that Yemen really is the final piece in my world puzzle I didn’t want to get to Socotra just to camp out for a few days and leave. Yes, I’d accomplish my goal or whatever but it wouldn’t be nearly as fun as throwing a luau-themed pirate party on the island right under the watchful eyes of the Yemeni bastards who disallowed my legal entry. So I had the lads find some pigs, casks of rum, buckets of monkoyo (because why not), and a few strippers that, when dressed properly, sort of resembled hula dancers.

    With our party mobilized it was time to move to the destination. We decided taking our own shitty boats wouldn’t be as cool as stealing someone else’s, so we drove some 1970s wranglers to Bereeda (which, yes it’s close to Socotra, but we chose this town because it sounds like “Beer, duh” if you try saying it when you’re drunk. Which I am. And have been for literally weeks because, well, pirate training). So we got to Bereeda, and wouldn’t you know it… No boats. Fine. Fuck boats.

    I did some quick analysis of my crew and found 6 members were scientists and engineers posing as pirates because their lives were so boring they needed to escape. We had a quick conversation.
    “OK guys, can you build us something to get to Socotra?”
    “Alright what’re ya gonna build”
    “A fucking hovercraft, cap.”
    “Fucking right you are.”
    And off they went. 3 days later we had enough hovercrafts to… Sail? Hover? Over to Yemen. Yo fucking ho.

    While crossing the ocean we were intercepted, yet again, by Yemeni border patrol. 5 times they stopped me. Not this time. They stood no chance. We were prepared. As soon as I saw the Yemeni looking at us I gave the signal. BOOM. Speakers exploded. In unison, all 10 hovercraft full of Somalian pirates started to whip and nae nae. We whipped so hard the border patrol had no choice but to join in. Thrilled to be part of something fun for the first time in their life, they escorted us to the shores of Socotra and begged to be a part of our luau. Letting bygones be bygones, I accepted them into our crew. And we partied so God damn hard for so many days I can’t even talk about it.

    Yemen is conquered. Captain Johnny Ward finally finished his quest for world domination. During our luau I named Leg the new captain of the pirate band, and as a gift he gave me what I had originally come for: the stamp. Apparently he had captured the Yemeni border guards who denied my entry the first time around and stole their stamping device. With passport in hand, I watched with teary eyes as leg officially stamped my Yemeni approval in the blood of the border guards who denied me… With the blessing of the border guards who partied with us (which kind of makes it legal…).

    So, moral of the story, if doing shit the right way doesn’t work… There’s always becoming a pirate. See you bastards in Norway.


  17. Until the Yemen situation rectifies itself, what other personal travel goals can you work on in the meantime? Hate to see you delay other goals based on this particular situation.

  18. Great read Johnny. I’ll be rooting for you to make it into Yemen soon. I’d love to visit Soccotra as well so I’ll be keeping an eye on your progress. Best of luck and I hope you get to pop that champagne cork soon.

  19. Now I know recently that girl who travelled 200 countries in 500 days did the same thing, the blonde chick who claimed to be the first women to visit every country in the world (she wasn’t) and ‘counted’ Yemen as now visited. Ugh that wrecked my fucking head, that is not travelling it’s samp/ink collecting.

  20. Great post Johnny, been hoping to read about Yemen on here for quite a while – hopefully will again. Is there something in the works about your visit to Saudi Arabia?

  21. “Anyway, it’s a mess”

    wow, playing down and defending ‘true’ muslims who love to marry 9 year old girls (Mohammed) and fuck them when they’re 12. Muslims who fight over SHIT in a wonderful world, still worshipping an ancient rusty book, that’s why almost all their countries (90%) are fucked up. Check out Wikipedia sometimes. Don’t even start me about your conspiracy theories that ALL the Muslim countries are fucked up because of the USA.
    Even developed Islamic countries, for example the “wonderful” holiday destination Dubai (I know it’s a city), check out some documentaries about 90 percent having no passport there and being slaves while 10 percent of the – of course – Islamic population doesn’t work.

    You’re a really cool guy, but the Islamic religion is cancer. And please, don’t call them terrorists, they’re just Muslims who are following the quoran strictly. Imagine your girlfriend “catched” without a burqa being stoned for just that.

    Besides all that, and that religion is generell dangerous to the health mind, how often have you heard about Buddhism terrorism?

    1. In addition to Myanmar, check out the mistreatment and explusion of ethnic Nepalese in Buddhist Bhutan.

  22. Hang in there Johnny. Your travel and blog posts are more inspirational than you’ll ever know. Please don’t stop fighting for 197!

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